Silent Ducks Roam this Earth

Genius

2008-12-22T18:21:00.003Z

I like her more and more. She simply does not give a flying fuck.

young duck hates it when this happens to him

2008-12-10T15:00:00.000Z

currently...

2008-12-02T19:06:00.002Z

....i have five star and soft cell ringing in my ears.

berk.

Kanye west....

2008-11-26T14:19:00.000Z

http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2008/11/the-top-ten-rea.html?cid=1

yup

have it your way

2008-11-25T22:17:00.004Z

most people who have blogs seem to post pics and reviews of eating in nice restaurants etc...
well i brought you a mcdonalds review earlier in the month...classy. So i thought id follow that up with its "arch" rival (see what i did there).
Now you may remember i wanted to eat BK last time but didnt have the money on me.. this time i didnt have the money either but my man Don Blaze splashed me a quid and a Whooper meal was mine.... as delicious as i remembered!!!

yes onions the next day!! haha

show off....

2008-11-25T22:17:00.001Z

Second Son AW08 Dropping Soon

2008-11-21T19:02:00.002Z

And we've heard it's gonna be ill.

licking your peppermint patty

2008-11-20T22:05:00.001Z

LEGEND

reeeeemixxx

2008-11-20T13:35:00.003Z

a ver y good friend of the ducks , a Mr Donald Blaze (real name) sent this to me today, in my opinion its a rare occurance that the remix of a song outshines the original..

however when you have a heavy weight such as Preemo on the baords for the remix all the rule books go out the window...
enjoy...

golden arches

2008-11-17T18:45:00.003Z

so recently the famous golden arches that grace most streets in the world having been smartening up and supposedly getting better.
They have recently been recieving a bit of publicity backing this up.
now what i really wanted was a whopper meal from Burger King. But i only had £3:80 in my pocket so that was out the window. So i thought to myself "why not see what all the fuss is about and give Mcdonalds ago" (Big Mac meal is £3.79 as opposed to a Whopper meal at £4.49)
what a big fuckin mistake that was, the burger was soggy and the chips had too much salt on them.. what a mug i am for thinking this could have changed!

disclaimer: this post was not sponsored by Burger King in anyway, infact fuck BK for being too high end and pricing themselves out the game! haha

sofa hopping

2008-11-17T18:37:00.002Z

its the day after sunday....so.....

litres of beer
people dressed as heidi
90's hip hop
90's r'n'b
sambuca
"porn fizz"
jeigermeister (spelling??)
long walk home
more tired than tired
moving....again
the new rambo.........worst thing ever!!

clan in the front...let your feet stomp

2008-11-16T21:17:00.003Z

new york rap filled week!

so a group of us got together and went to see the GZA show in Camden.
the deal was that he would only perform tracks from his CLASSIC album Liquid Swords and his new shit. so i was stoked as i dont really like any of the other stuff he has put out.
Skinnyman was the support act , he was dope! funny and polical as ever.
Gza had a Wu affiliate with him that was good to see. The mighty Killer Priest walked on to cheers and as soon as i saw him i knew B.I.B.L.E would get played! Dope! always found it weird that that song was on Liquid Swords yet GZA had nothing to do with it and Killer Priest didnt get the credit on the album cover?!?!
anyway.. a dope show was enjoyed by the masses.
We then went on to a bar over the road here the doorman was very confused by me carrying a pair of boxed up kicks in a black bin bag.....
good times!

just a normal conversation

2008-11-13T12:03:00.003Z

so on saturday...

"hey thats NAS right?"
"yup"

"hey man, if you need anything just give me a shout"
"you got this in double xl?"
"sure thing"

"you got fresh ones of these two hats?"
"those are the last two"
"so how much is all of that?"
"its all good man, its on us"
"really appreciate that, thanks....ay jamie hook this guy up with guestlist for sunday"

just a normal day right???

so sunday i went to the o2 with a bunch of good people and saw:
Scratch
Supernatural
The Pharcyde...yup all four of them back together
EPMD...EPM Motherfuckin D!!!!!
and Nas!!

wasnt very good....wait thats a big fuckin lie!

El Libro Para Colorear de "Coño"

2008-11-11T20:05:00.003Z

No fucking idea.

visuals...

2008-11-07T13:39:00.001Z

i keep going out without my camera..... idiot!

the day after sunday

2008-11-03T17:55:00.002Z

its monday, on mondays i talk about the weekend...im that predictable:

1 hour sleep
home at 6:45
"is this your boyfriend?"
wanting to hit idiots
hunting steez to the max
sober (shock fuckin horror)
moving house
homeless
donuts filled with custard at 5 in the am
no dinner for 4 days
at last he gets some ;)
work work work
a good nike party
someone looking like they had shit themself!

even hotter...

2008-11-01T16:53:00.000Z

this month, i shall mostly be playing with fire...

i thank you.

so hot right now...

2008-10-30T13:57:00.001Z

bridesmaids, spaniels, frogs.

Today's Cunt Award Goes to....

2008-10-27T09:25:00.002Z

So in a bid to calm Raekwon The Duck and become a bit more regular in my 'droppings' I thought I should create a weekly column and what better than a Cunt Award?

To kick things off I'm starting with a London lady called Nicky Deeley. Now, fine woman she may be - a talented artist no doubt, but there is absolutely no excuse for this:

VICE: How would you describe your style?

ND: It's direct and honest, like the moment between two samurai, when they know one sword is going to connect and there is that tiny perfect still moment when they both realise what's going to happen but it hasn't happened yet, it's beautiful and honest but also brutal. It's about finding a way as a person to connect for just a moment to a real spriritual experience. We are all trying to fill our lives with so many objects and activities to reach some kind of level, but it's pretty futile and fleeting. But on the flip side it's got loads of vibrant earthy humour and wonkiness that makes it really approachable.

Look after you face bro

2008-10-20T21:25:00.002+01:00

the weekend run down:

booze
cardigans
duck birthdays
french girls
australian girls
loud bass
strange teacher fancying american girls
long journeys home

silenced beaks!

2008-10-20T21:18:00.003+01:00

there has been a serious lack of quacking in here... we suck!
anyway, we have been busy. The internet has been buzzing and people are commenting...looks like the ducks are on a rampage...
had a visit from a very good friend mid week and he force fed me alcohol.. he is a bad influence of the highest order! isnt that right mr Norris?!

the weekend was JOKES ... bumped into the man Raskitt at a dance and the jokes increased 10 fold...

im off to give you the proper weekend run down and tell the other ducks to shake their tail feathers and post up some shiiit!

The Past is so hot right now

2008-10-20T21:14:00.001+01:00

see if you spot the title of this blog anywhere else....

1994...Real Hip Hop

best colab EVER

2008-10-06T21:21:00.001+01:00

its been a while

2008-10-06T21:13:00.004+01:00

oi oi

the weekend consisted of:

falling off bike
RAIN
puncture
shooting guns
shooting pictures
gutting deer
black boys inn
lords
manor houses
cut and bruised private parts
pipes
booze
ex girlfriends
booze

bRYan!!

2008-10-04T20:16:00.001+01:00

so after promising a good first post , he goes and does that!!

cheers .....

a twack of ducks...

2008-10-01T23:33:00.001+01:00

duck norris does not sleep.

he waits.

new duckling on board

2008-10-01T20:00:00.002+01:00

Well it seems that we have a new duckling to bring to the party.
i have no control over the name he pecked for himself. I was gonna call im bRYan from Ducklife, but clearly he thought he would make himself sound tuff (street spelling innit) and go with Duck Norris.....

await a good first post from him , probably about how he turned his brain to complete mush in Ibiza recently!!

Mr Norris... we welcome you!

drinking , party, fun times!

2008-09-23T22:41:00.001+01:00

yes yes this is a must go to event!

Noli Oblivisci....

2008-09-23T22:30:00.001+01:00

blog updates have been pretty sparse recently and for that we apologise..

busy as busy gets, and by the end of this week...if you know who we are ... you will see the results of some of this work...

zampers zampers...

2008-09-16T18:00:00.007+01:00

well we are all back , safe and sound...long flight tho so our wings are flapped out... at least for today.
here are some pics from our short migration:

as old as gods dog

2008-09-15T00:36:00.001+01:00

we will be back to full reporting in a few days...we are all still away, but expect a big update very soon!

The ducks have flown the nest...

2008-09-07T10:12:00.002+01:00

updates from the ducks maybe have a different feel to them over the next week, as we are all off to foreign lands.....
see if you can guess where were are ...

wow how deep...

2008-09-05T15:36:00.002+01:00

had to go to a poetry night last night...

it was fucking shit

hate having your picture taken?

2008-09-03T19:56:00.001+01:00

http://renz-o.blogspot.com/

then rest assured it could be worse!

caring friends

2008-09-03T19:53:00.001+01:00

clearly k-ci doesnt care about his business partner

Not at all silent, and nothing to do with ducks

2008-08-27T15:55:00.010+01:00

This dapper chap is 19th-century French genius Joseph Pujol AKA Le Pétomane. Following a disturbing swimming experience in his youth he discovered that he could suck water up through his ass and shoot it out again, a revelation which ultimately led him from his humble life as a baker to top billing at the Moulin Rouge. As a 'fartiste' his repertoire included imitating animal noises, playing the flute, reproducing 'La Marseilleise' and blowing out a candle from a distance of several yards - all with his ass. A contemporary physician diagnosed him as having a 'musical anus' and he counted Jean-Paul Sartre among his fans.

What I love most about Le Pétomane is not only that he did a fart impression of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, but that he performed it in front of royalty and Sigmund Freud. And he held his finger up for silence as he did it. Plus he had a dope moustache.

Holy rave

2008-08-24T13:50:00.003+01:00

Watch till the end - they start off shy but end up falling over each other dancing. Literally.

P.S. You'd have thought the Holy Spirit would have the power to make people dance a little better than this.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNG DUCK!!

2008-08-22T21:14:00.001+01:00

Looks like you gotta change your name now old duck(y) !!!!!

Silent dude

2008-08-21T19:38:00.000+01:00

Ducking duck

2008-08-21T19:02:00.001+01:00

you got a favorite word? , i do...

got any bread for the Ducks?

2008-08-18T17:40:00.003+01:00

Those readers who know me well , know how i like things on the "dark" side of life. So it will be no surprise to them that i really like this:

The artist is a guy called Kittiwat Unarrom, and since 2006 he has been sculpting various body parts from ....bread. His family own a regular bakery where these pieces of art are also on display and sold!
Yet another reason i want to go to Thailand! , oh and these body pieces are totally edible. Imagine someones face when they see you pull what looks like a severed arm from a brown bag and munch down on it!! awesome!

"just take a burger out mate"

2008-08-18T15:58:00.004+01:00

its that time already, the weekend run down:

pop up stores
antibiotics
Burger King arguements
Night Bus
Afternoon naps (how english)
MVP
stickers stickers stickers
new shoes
not accepted new shoes
possible new house
Session BANGER
screw face basslines
GZA'S new album
Meeting Sadat X (again)

wow

2008-08-14T14:46:00.002+01:00

the Spanish basketball team recently posed for this shot before the Beijing Olympics.... their press release defense was "the photographer asked us to do it"

ignorance.

C&A SCUMBAGS

2008-08-13T11:11:00.000+01:00

http://www.strictlyfitteds.com/blog/?p=9130#more-9130

post on to everyone you know

fresh dressed like a million ducks

2008-08-12T18:38:00.003+01:00

getting up in all the right places

and so it begins...

2008-08-12T18:37:00.002+01:00

HOLLA!

when the east is in the house...

2008-08-10T22:32:00.002+01:00

if anyone gets bored of dope 90's hip hop mixes then they are mugs and should be told to jog.
this mix is by my mate Mark Jackson from Slam City Skates...
download and enjoy

http://www.slamcity.com/podcast/podcast_3.html

prehistoric b-boy making beats in my cave

2008-08-07T10:47:00.003+01:00

yesterday i decided to take time out of the present day hustle and bustle and go back in time.
As the delorean is in the garage after a little scrape gained during the last trip out i used public transport to turn the clock back.
I havnt been to the National History Museum since i was a kid, so i was fairly keen (excited sounds too strong) to get back and see all the Dinosaurs and various artifacts.
I went with a good friend of mine, excited is NOT a strong enough word for the way she was anticipating the adventure back in time.
Well ..... it was a pretty big disappointment. When you walk in the main hall you are greeted by the world renowned spectacle of a diplodocus staring and leering over you. Now dont get me wrong , that is dope! however the experience goes rapidly downhill from here on in.
Everything and i mean everything was dirty, like really covered in the thickest dust you have ever seen dirty! The place looked like nothing had ever been looked after. Most of the stuff thats "educational" and interactive was exactly the same from went i went as a kid (roughly 20 years ago on a school trip).
Now it is free to get in this Museum, so i know they dont have a massive pot of money to splash out. They could im sure get a fuckin can of Mr Sheen and a duster tho!
here are some pics from the disappointing time travelling...

turn it up loud

2008-08-06T13:17:00.003+01:00

poisonous paragraph
smash your phonograph in half
it be the inspektah deck on the war path.....

the nigger dont get mad
i got mad styles of my own
and its shown when i grip the chrome microphone....

two of the best verses ever...FACT

Get Dumped...

2008-08-05T01:06:00.002+01:00

Sir Ducksalot got dumped a while back. Seems that I aint the dopest drake in the pond or whatever, I dunno, I didn't bother listening to her quacking.

Anyway, shit happens, we live, we learn etc...blah blah blah...

This video from Gnarls Barkley certainly hits the nail on the head. Women: you're all loons.

ultra ............calcium

2008-07-31T19:01:00.002+01:00

Wu-Tang Under-12s Football Team

2008-07-30T16:34:00.011+01:00

They look nearly as gully as the Silent Duck Street Team. Peep the Milky Bar Kid second from the right on the top row, he's basically the backbone of the whole shit. He the head, let's put it that way. We form like Voltron and the Milky Bar Kid just happen to be the head.

I guess U-God would have to be the 2-year-old toddler mascot. Baby U, she a psychopathic thinker.

GSD

2008-07-30T11:40:00.001+01:00

GET SHIT DUN !

http://www.getshitdun.blogspot.com/

Free Insa, Free Booze

2008-07-29T10:32:00.003+01:00

so on sat night the world famous artist Insa threw a party in London.
Raekwon the Duck, Young Duck , Raskit and Duck Money (introduction coming later) rolled out to this event.
It was hotter than Satans ball bag, like literally steamy, couldn't see across to the other side of the room at one point because of the haze.
However the free drinks soon helped to cool you down, especially if you used Young Ducks approach of sticking a can of Red Bull down your pants. This was particularly amusing when he tried to subtly remove it whilst talking to girl.
Kam played a dope selection of tunes that soon had the floor jumping around in anticipation of more goodness. Aycde also played some bangers... they must have played good tunes because people soon forgot how hot it was and danced the night away.
Here are some pics from the night, these were taken by Emma. For more pics of the night and other bits and bobs head over to her site www.emmatakespix.com
my pics will come in a different post at some point in the future.

What im NOT wearing today

2008-07-28T10:33:00.004+01:00

what the fuck has happened? Married to the Mob said it a few seasons ago "Men are the new Women". At the time i thought it was funny, but now i see that they are totally right. I really dont know what the fuck has happened but somehow it has come to pass that taking a picture of the "fit" you are wearing and posting it online is ok.... errr no it really isnt. Why the fuck are all these "straight" men dressing for the approval of other men?
i coulnt give a flying fuck what you are wearing and infact the fact that you think i might want to see (or care for that matter) just shows how fucked up things have got.
Now dont get me wrong i like good clothes, otherwise i wouldnt be in the industry, but this has just gone too far.
Youve all seen it, had it happen to you, you walk into a party and some fucking dick riding idiot looks you up and down to see what you are wearing... seriously man JOG ON! especially as these dudes dont do that to women... errr what the hell is wrong with you. When im in a party the last thing i will be looking at will be the men and their outfits.
Im sure this is just the start of a rant on this subject, so please feel free to add your comments and let me know your thoughts etc
Holla!!

"copulation...errrr"

2008-07-28T10:27:00.004+01:00

the weekend run down as usual:

pink high heels
a venue hotter than hell in the summer
sample shoes
red bull pants
hitler raps
speed cock
funny graff
public transport
missed chances
stickers
stickers
stickers
ignored phone calls
more fast food than is safe....
dance moves

What the duck?

2008-07-23T12:23:00.004+01:00

This is what the inside of my head feels like today after a night spent discussing lady troubles with Raekwon the Duck, a barmaid with a tattooed tit, a load of karoake singers and our old pal Black Sambuca. Copped.

mash out sesame

2008-07-23T11:04:00.000+01:00

its everywhere else, so it may as well be here too

last weeks blogging

2008-07-21T12:54:00.002+01:00

Bit late..

2008-07-16T16:10:00.003+01:00

but the weekend involved:

missed birthday parties
dizzee rascal
adios
ny state of mind
towed cars
fat monica
"do you want to smash my pasty?"
kebabs

copy and paste into your browser

2008-07-09T23:13:00.000+01:00

http://thingsididlastnight.com/

nanoo nanoo

2008-07-07T17:20:00.004+01:00

So what better way to follow up the wrestling than to head off to a party at WAG hangout "Sketch" ?
Acyde and Reggie were holding down the ones 'n twos, poison by Bel Biv Devoe anyone?? various people in the house, including Estavan Oriol that had been doing a signing at The Stussy Store earlier in the day.
here are some pics of the night:

snoop was watching over us

Lack of pics here as Young Duck supplied triple black sambucca's, nice.

if you have been to the toilets in Sketch you will understand the title of this post...

good times

men in lycra.........no homo

2008-07-07T17:04:00.006+01:00

So what did you do on saturday night? anyone watch greased up sweaty men in lycra hugging each other? ....thought not.... but hey someone has to. So we decided it should be us and took ourselves off to the Lucha Libre "fighting" at The Roundhouse in Camden.
I was some what sceptical as to how good this sort of thing can be, and that maybe the crowd would be awash with spotty comic book/video game nerds clutching their WWE top trump cards. How wrong was i?? VERY. Upon entering the venue you were immediatly struck by the fact that the crowd was infact full of very nice young ladies! Not a spotty geek to be seen....phew i thought.
Then the first fight was announced ... and i did hear the ring announcer correctly when he said the fighter was 4ft 11 "tall" ... brilliant.

check the height of the top rope in comparison to the wrestlers heads in the pic above! awesome!
towards the end the bigger lads came out to scrap.. there was one guy who had the biggest chest i have ever seen, Young Duck and I pondered the sort of exercise regime he must go through.. this pic is him, although you cant really see him..so its a pointless photo really, enjoy

Rufus was clearly impressed!:

"i like that guy....you know Jay Zed"

2008-07-07T10:58:00.003+01:00

The weekend involved:

midgets in lycra
pouring rain
crackheads shouting
habla espanol
triple black sambucca
egg shaped toilets
wrong footwear
Budweiser sponsorship
t-shirts that look like leather jackets
accidental cock blocking
LA Gangster
skinny arms, skinny legs but the biggest male chest you have ever seen!

more to come shortly

custard filled are the best donuts

2008-07-03T11:56:00.001+01:00

but then there is also

www.sofidonuts.blogspot.com

Californication

2008-07-03T11:16:00.002+01:00

Sir Ducksalot is all about Californication this week. This new LA based series aired on some obscure cable channel so it seems to have passed under the radar, but boy is it good.
Duchovny is back in fine form playing a successful LA based screen writer who has lost his wife and muse played by Natascha McElhone whose rather male facial features keep reminding me of my ex-girlfriend. Which is nice.

Anyway this is one of those light-black comedies that the Americans do so well. Why we Brits, with our superior sense of humour, can't pull this off I don't know. Maybe when Madge gives Ritchie his balls back he'll do something similar.

I'm halfway through the first series and so far, Duchovny has fucked his ex-wife's new husband's 16 year old daughter, got a blow job from a nun, puked on his ex-wife's bed while fucking one of her friends and generally fucked lots of other women while smacking nuff whiskey and downers. You get the picture - he's getting over the loss of his family while "drowning in a sea of pussy". All very topical - as he puts it "I'm disgusted with my life, I'm disgusted with myself, but for the moment I'm ok with that."

It isn't perfect, there's schmaltz and some lame-ass indie cinematography but as a devil and angel battling on your shoulders pick me up it's the fucking bomb.

Arty

2008-07-02T13:39:00.011+01:00

last night we went and saw Ken K Chung's MA exhibition in Camberwell. After Young Duck over slept, smashed his phone up and arrived over an hour late we went inside.
Ken's illustrations are incredible, the detail and atmosphere in the pieces immediatly strikes you as , for want of a better word, DOPE!. His also has some dope jewellery in production.

Kenny Vitton...

here is the man himself...nice pose Ken!

for more of his work visit: http://mergsworld.blogspot.com/
there was some more art dotted about the place, here is a look at some of it:

silent ducks made their presence known:

this guy was wearing blue shoes...street fashion...

this was my fav piece (other than Ken's obviously)

i cant remember how i got home....

Leave him alone

2008-06-30T11:33:00.001+01:00

who got Gully?

2008-06-30T11:22:00.009+01:00

Saturday night was the last Gullyver @Plastic People until September. So to send the party off with a bang A-Cyde and MK were joined by Roots Manuva. Shit was dope..
here are some pics from the night

Its sunny in clubs these days:

Second Son in the house

Era less Brad:

Your Hosts:

"maad pussy on my lap son"

2008-06-30T10:59:00.003+01:00

in no particular order the weekend included:
36 miles on the bike
white sambucca
australians being called south african
new hats
severe lack of sleep
lack of control
ghetto snacks
old friends not seen for years
kittens

Candy Store - Birmingham

2008-06-26T10:31:00.005+01:00

This is the first in what i want to be a series of similar posts. Its where we give some shine to stores we like around the world.
First up is The Candy Store in Birmingham (www.thecandylifestyle.com).

The staff in this store are real helpful and friendly, even if you do happen to witness Ian shouting at his staff haha.
They cater for men and women, some of the brands they stock are:
Addict
Not Bad for a Girl
Twelve Bar
Second Son
A.IN.T
10 Deep
Hellz Bellz

They also carry a few dope trainers that you might not see elsewhere.
so stop by and support you local independants!
The Candy Store
Unit 14 Piccadilly Arcade
Birmingham
B2 4HD
0121 634 3760
(new web page coming soon)

A Long way from home.

2008-06-26T10:25:00.002+01:00

This should have spelt trouble for Raekwon the Duck and Sir Ducksalot... unfortunately that was not the case..

anyone can moon walk

2008-06-23T13:17:00.001+01:00

but who can do this?

"il Buss up ya face!"

2008-06-23T12:42:00.000+01:00

Sounds like all the duck soldiers had an interesting weekend. The weekend included, in no particular order:
Lady boys
broken bones
falling over
shouting at the TV
nearly getting bottled
missing three parties
face biting
liono from thundercats
memory loss
near miss on a threesome
red stripe
and and and and and ................

more coming soon